Beyblade: TFLN

(337):

I have a better chance beating China’s military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.

(270):

I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

(416):

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!

(925):

I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

(303):

that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment

(716):

I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting “THEY’RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!”

(307):

Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a ‘lets head to the strip club’ problem? I’m just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.